To start – We want to wish you a Merry Christmas. GREETING HERE.
Now, I want to share my take on the 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS aka the 12 DAYS OF EMPLOYMENT LITIGATION
On the first day I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
1. An escort to the parking lot
On the second day I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
2. Two bad snarky looks, and an escort to the parking lot
On the third day I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
3. A 3 sentence cease and desist letter (she found on the Internet), Two bad snarky looks, and an escort to the parking lot
On the fourth day I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
4. A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot.
On the fifth day I quit my job, my ex employer gave to me:
5. Five count complaint, A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot.
On the 6th day I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
6. 6 interrogatories, a five count complaint, A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot
On the 7th day I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
7. 7 affidavits claiming breach, 6 interrogatories, a five count complaint, A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot
On the 8th day after I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
8. 8 deposition notices, 7 affidavits claiming breach, 6 interrogatories, a five count complaint, A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot
On the 9th day after I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
9. 9 requests for admission, 8 deposition notices, 7 affidavits claiming breach, 6 interrogatories, a five count complaint, A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot
On the 10th day after I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
10. 10 page letter to my new boss, 9 requests for admission, 8 deposition notices, 7 affidavits claiming breach, 6 interrogatories, a five count complaint, A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot
On the 11th day after I quit my job, my ex employer gave to me:
11 days to be in court, a 10 page letter to my new boss, 9 requests for admission, 8 deposition notices, 7 affidavits claiming breach, 6 interrogatories, a five count complaint, A lawsuit alleging breach, a 3 sentence cease and desist, two bad snarky looks and an escort to the parking lot
On the 12th day after I quit my job, my ex-employer gave to me:
12 sentence non-suit because he realized he couldn’t prove damages and was sick of paying attorneys fees….
And an escort to the parking lot.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE